Monday, May 28, 2007

Spare the Uggs. Spoil the Shopper.


As we watch the snow tumble endlessly, cruelly, to the ground, Bunnyshop is reminded of one thing: How much she hates Uggs. She also hates the cold. Uggs, cold, Uggs, cold, Uggs, cold. How could one possibly choose between these two evil, evil entities? As heinous as the cultural implications of Uggs are, however, they appear to be very warm. This is an unhappy conflict.

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